“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
louis may be like 2 feet tall but he could beat u the fuck up wathc ur self
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS DAMNED SPEECH FOR SIX FUCKING HOURS. SIX. HOURS. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT.
Okay okay okay, I can do this, it’s all okay, I’ll do this and then write something fluffy and cute BUT WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER THING TO WRITE.
I have no one to blame but myself sigh. I need some Adderal or something.
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Megan
- Eye Color: Blue/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Reddish brown with some blonde bits
- Height: 5’2
- Clothing style: Comfortable… Yep.
- Best physical feature: My metabolism maybe. My hair maybe…
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Flying bugs, birds, the dark, being forgotten or replaced
- Your guilty pleasure: One Direction
- Ambitions for the future: Work my way through college and have a book published by me
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: “What the fuck did I dream?”
- What you think about most: How great I am, how much I suck
- What you think about before bed: One Direction, this one guy
- You think your best quality is: I’m pretty sarcastic.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: I’ve never been on a single date but I don’t like group ones either…
- To be loved or respected: Loved.
- Beauty or brains: Brains.
- Dogs or cats: I like boooooth.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Obvi.
- Believe in yourself: Not usually.
- Believe in love: Most of the time.
- Want someone: Don’t we all?
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yep, I’m a thespian!
- Done drugs: Nope.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Not really….
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Blue or purple.
- Favorite animal: Hedgehogs, narwhals
- Favorite movie: How to Train Your Dragon maybe
- Favorite game: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Psychonauts
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: April fourth.
- How old will you be: 17
- Age you lost your virginity: 16
- Does age matter: Yes, to an extent.
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Sense of humour.
- Best eye color: Green or grey.
- Best hair color: Not greasy and nicely taken care of. That’s a colour, right?
- Best thing to do with a partner: Depends on the person. Adventuring usually though.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: food.
- I feel: like I need some Taco Bell.
- I hide: my feelings.
- I miss: Sydney.
- I wish: for my own Augustus Waters.